19 Christmas Expectations Vs. Their Sad Realities




Christmas is a time for family, friends, and, most of all, high expectations and big disappointments.


The key to a merry Christmas is to keep your expectations as low as possible. Like, if you asked for an iPad, expect an Etch A Sketch. Or if you plan on Christmas baking, brace yourself to be the top feature on Pinterest fails. Keeping this in mind, hopefully this list lives up to your expectations. 











1. Baby’s first Christmas ornaments


These are super easy to make as long as your baby is passed out.




2. You’ve gotta love cookie kits


Try covering them in as much green icing as possible to mask the flavor of charcoal. 











3. You’re going to be Martha Stewart 


You will make cranberry cornbread stuffing and your bird will glisten more than the drool on everyone else’s chin.




4. Your turkey looks like Larry David


At least the melted plastic kind of glistens.

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