The Ringer

Don’t you just get the feeling you’re being watched sometimes? As someone who takes the bus constantly, I have no problem accepting that I’m a people watcher, and there’s no better place to find some of the worst people in the world than on public transit. There’s a reason everyone’s on their phone, and it’s to avoid eye contact with the man standing in the middle of the aisle yelling at his imaginary friend and telling anyone within range about the horrors of mind control. This is the real reason we use our headphones. To pretend we don’t hear it. But we know. We know. We live in a cringe-filled world, and no matter how bad you want to look away, you’ll find yourself peaking through your fingers at some of these very unique people.  I should get a car.  Warning: some graphic content 1. They said I could be anything I wanted to be  2. This woman’s seen some stuff in her life  3. This is what happens afte...

Nothing is better when surfing the internet than seeing epic Photoshop fails from people that think they’re going to get away with horribly distorted pics. It’s almost tougher to decide whether these people really want to look like this or just thought it would be cool to TRY to convince everyone on the internet they do.  1. When You’re Trying To Make Your Booty Huge Backfires You think Photoshop is going to come to the rescue when it comes to giving you curves? Nope! Curves denied! Especially when your arms make you look like a human blob.  2. When Your Tinder Profile Pic Actually Keeps Your Virginity Intact  You think you looked totally ripped and the ladies will come flocking when you send them running for the hills.  3. Nothing Says Legit Like A Legit Ten Pack Because it’s normal for guys to have ads up to their chest, right ladies? Because a picture like this will definitely help you find the lady of your dreams until you take yo...

After a long week of punching numbers and filing things and whatever else it is that you do at your office job, it’s only fair that you pour yourself a stiff drink to take the edge off. Everybody deserves to take a load off once in a while, and now is your time, pal! You find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, open up a bottle of scotch and start sipping. Wait a minute — where is your shirt, and who are these people, and why do you smell like the carpet of a strip club? Why is your front door missing and what happened to your beard? Sometimes casual drinks can turn into a sloppy night, followed by a painful morning filled with mystery. We’ve all experienced the failures that come with being a little too tipsy, but these 15 people took things to the next level.  1. This guy who drank so much, he forgot how to drink. Better luck next time! 2. These two friends who really couldn’t figure out what to order after the bar. Or maybe they were slurring so hard th...

What, as individual humans, binds us together as a collective humanity? Is it our ability to define ourselves? Is it abstract thought or our capacity to feel compassion towards others? Who cares? But some things we definitely have in common are the experiences captured by the images in this list. Do you relate? 1. The frustration Once it starts, if affects the whole roll. 2. That awkward moment “Hmm, I just have a couple other things to get, but I’ll be back!” 3. Every time you try and take the price tag off… All that remains is sticky residue and proof that you’re cheap. 4. When your freezer is too cold You leave it sitting out for a few minutes, and the edges look melty so you think it’s ready, but the middle is still a chunk of igneous rock.

Have you ever seen something in passing, whether it be in person or on the internet, and thought, “what the hell did I just see?”  They are everywhere if you look hard enough, though they do tend to come when you least expect it. Fortunately for us, these people were lucky enough to capture the moment something went from 0 to 100 real quick! 1. This doesn’t surprise me, WebMD…the original worst case scenario thinker.  2. There is something wrong about this and I can’t quite put my finger on it.  3. That’s one hell of a Tinder bio. 4. I was not aware those were even options! 

Have you ever posted something on the internet and immediately regretted it? Of course. From 50 Cent’s autistic comments or Drake Bell’s Jenner tweet, the internet is a place where everyone should think twice before posting, but no one does. So what happens when we throw Photoshop requests into the mix? With all the internet trolls out there, by now you’d think people would know better than to post images of themselves and ask the internet to do its thing. But god bless the souls who don’t, because they provide us with some of the most hilarious content that the web has to offer. And so we present you with the funniest Photoshop trolling wins!  1. Please make my forehead smaller There’s something Donald-esk about the finished product. 2. How to get the white spots off the mirror I hear Windex also works for removing pimples. 3. Family pictures are hard to get right Don’t you wish everyone could just smile the same beautiful way you do? 4. Mor...

Everyone has experienced that moment in childhood when they come face to face with loss. It’s at that point that you realize the transience of life: that nothing is truly yours because, in just a flash, it can all be taken away. If you’re lucky, your parents drag you away from the scene and buy you a new cone, but it is never the same as you imagined the original would be before it was wrenched away from you.  Alas, these soul crushing moments are just a part of life, not always in the form of loss, but sometimes shock (Skittles’ “lime” flavor is now “green apple”?!), or trauma (when your grandfather wore a Speedo that one time in Florida), and so we bring you 17 of them. Brace yourselves — this won’t be easy. 1. The pizza that lost its cheese A moment of silence is in order for all those casualties of the careless delivery guy. Flipping the box is pure negligence.  2. This savage This is proof that civilization is failin...