16 Designers Who Had One Job And Blew It




It’s been a dream of mine for quite some time to butcher a task at my job so badly, it becomes worthy of being included in an article like this. Just a cataclysmic failure that is beyond repair or any acceptable excuse. Failure so bad, your own family would banish you from Christmas dinner. And in that moment of failure and self-hate, I’d smile. Subtly. And whisper, “you made it.”


I aim my goals at levels that are attainable. I’m okay with mediocrity.


The folks in this article, however, couldn’t even muster up the common sense to reach mediocrity. They blew it. And not in the scandalous Monica Lewinsky way either. At least she could profit off of notoriety and shame. These people blew it and likely had to go home and tell their kids why they can’t get the roof fixed and why the Froot Loops got replaced with “Colored Holes.”


Hmm…that got dark fast.


Anyway, I present to thee: designers who had one job and blew it.











1. The typo arguably got the point of this ad across better than if it were spelled correctly.






2. I know this feeling. I’ve played Roller Coaster Tycoon.













3. I guess the next time I come home blackout drunk, I’m sleeping outside.






4. “Show me on this children’s climbing phallus where you were touched.”



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