16 Husbands Who Have ALL The Jokes




Oh, do I have something special for y’all!


Not only have I stuffed this article chalk full of A+ dad jokes, I have also narrated all 16 dad jokes from the point of view of the dad (who henceforth shall be called Ronald) telling his coworkers about the jokes he tells at home. Spoiler alert: Ronald’s co-workers LOVE the jokes. Obviously. They’re golden. They’re the epitome of what it means to be a man with kids and a lame sense of humor.


Enjoy, friends.











1. Pure carnage.


I have four sons. FOUR. And one of them is named Tobias. So take it from me when I tell you I know humor, which is why when I saw the leaf on the roof of my car, I knew I struck comedic gold.  




2. The best birthday.


…and because we were out of candles for the cake to say Happy 19th Birthday, I used the ‘4’ candle to say, “this is FOOR your birthday!” I’m not going to say the joke was better than the MacBook we gave him, but one day he’ll appreciate the lengths I go for a laugh.











3. I regret nothing.


Ya, horror-mones was all I said. Lucy lost it on me. I mean like total breakdown, which, ironically, validates my joke even further. That’s a slight consolation for having to sleep on the couch last night. Regret it? No. Never.




4. Get it, son?!


So the little rascal runs in the room going on about how cold it is. Naturally, I put down my beer and turned slowly to make eye contact with him. And from the pits of my deepest, darkest soul, I said, “Go in the corner.” He said, “Why?” to which I responded, “the corner is 90 degrees.” YES I did! Stone cold face while saying it too.

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