19 People Who Have Perfected Being Lazy




Humans are hardwired to be lazy. It’s what makes us innovate. Just think of all the wonderful things that have come out of our desire to exert less effort: the automobile, the microwave, spellcheck, dry shampoo, and of course, the ultimate gift of sloth, Netflix. 


So when you see the people in this list, don’t think of them as indolent, worthless pieces of trash, but as pioneers cultivating an environment of ingenuity that will only improve the human condition.  











1. The popcorn feeding trough


You know when you reach for a handful of popcorn and a few pieces escape your fat fist on the way to your mouth? It’s a terrible feeling, which is why this man has removed the need to reach all together. He can literally just stick his face in the popcorn and start munching. 




2. This guy who only cleared off only what was absolutely essential


As you drive, it will fall off onto someone else’s car, and then it’s their problem.











3. This person who did not want to wash their plate


Less waste than paper plates. Probably.




4. The guy who refused to walk the aisles at Walmart


But why not just sit on your motorized shopping cart instead of standing on your hover board?

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