The Ringer

We’ve all had some insane nights where the booze flows like water and we think we look super cool—until we see the pictures of ourselves the next day. No matter what you got up to this weekend, get ready to see the faces of some celebrities that definitely aren’t for the red carpet. If you party like a rock star, it doesn’t stop you from committing a party fail. Check out these 16 hilarious celeb party fail faces! 1. Rihanna This diva definitely knows how to get the party started, but she definitely looks completely finished in this photo.  2. David Hasselhoff No one hassles the Hoff, but this party animal looks like he’s been burning the candle at both ends all night long.  3. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay isn’t going to let something like being on house arrest keep her from showing the world she knows how to party. Even her face says she’s super impressed with herself! 4. Charlie Sheen No one knows how to party quite like Charlie, and his face says he’s having the time of his life!

If knowledge is power, then I am Jon Snow and I’ve just been stabbed to death…in the snow…and I know nothing…and I also have no power because I’m dying in the snow. Okay, you get it.   Here are a bunch of things that you probably never knew, but after reading this you will. And then maybe you’ll come back to life next season or something. Cool! 1. Fire has no shadow But it makes shadows… 2. Chewing gum while cutting onions  Prevents you from bawling your eyes out while you make pasta  3. It’s not Fun-guy It’s Fun-jy. Which is way less fun.  4. The Tostitos logo is two people sharing chips and salsa Weird. I hate sharing my Tostitos.

Christmas is a time for family, friends, and, most of all, high expectations and big disappointments. The key to a merry Christmas is to keep your expectations as low as possible. Like, if you asked for an iPad, expect an  Etch A Sketch . Or if you plan on Christmas baking, brace yourself to be the top feature on Pinterest fails. Keeping this in mind, hopefully this list lives up to your expectations.  1. Baby’s first Christmas ornaments These are super easy to make as long as your baby is passed out. 2. You’ve gotta love cookie kits Try covering them in as much green icing as possible to mask the flavor of charcoal.  3. You’re going to be Martha Stewart  You will make cranberry cornbread stuffing and your bird will glisten more than the drool on everyone else’s chin. 4. Your turkey looks like Larry David At least the melted plastic kind of glistens.

People are the worst. We all know this. If you disagree with this statement, take a scroll through your social media platform of choice and count the number of times people use ‘bae’ (non-ironically), hashtag something as #SorryNotSorry, or post inspirational quotes. These things can range from mildly irritating to infuriating, but it sometimes seems like people purposely try to wreck all that could be good in your day. Like they are literally taking your day and wiping their butt with it. Check it out. 1. Just when you thought grocery shopping couldn’t get more hellish… This person comes along. 2. That mail man with a chip on his shoulder You’re trapped! 3. This lady who will make you miss your layover Just looking at this picture causes me immense frustration and anxiety. 4. That a-hole who puts the butter in the fridge at night And steals the only smidgen of joy that the morning has to offer.

Well, it’s Wednesday, but since we’re almost at Christmas, it’s pretty much been Friday all week. You know the feeling, where you’ve got to act all professional, but on the inside, your heart’s already Grinchified to 3 sizes too small because you’re stuck in a cubicle instead of being in your PJs, drinking all the eggnog, watching Home Alone 2 and cheering on the Sticky Bandits.  But let’s be real. You’ve probably forgotten about all the days of the week, because really it’s been pre-Christmas for about 7 weeks now. So just kick back and relax, because we got you covered. Just keep your head down, the old dude in the red suit will be here before you know it!  1. Props for this old boss who doesn’t care what the kids are bopping to nowadays Including when they use the flash 2. How many of us will point to Steve as our personal excuse system 3. This is why Santa has bouncers now 4. This goes one of two ways. Either you look right at them with a big stupid smile on your face, or no ey

Celeste Barber  is a comedian and actor, and she is hilarious. She has been using her Instagram to post these really incredible parody photos of the pictures celebrities post of themselves on their social media.  There are pictures of everyone from the Kardashians to Justin Bieber and then some. If you want a good laugh, then it’s worth checking out. You won’t regret it — you’ll seriously be laughing to the point of tears. 1. Kendall Jenner.  2. Gigi Hadid. 3. Beyonce. 4. Justin Bieber.