The Ringer

Commitment is a funny word because it has one definition but so many interpretations. For example, commitment for one person can mean finishing a half pack of bacon in a single sitting while jeopardizing their health. For another person, it can be quitting drinking to benefit their health but jeopardizing all hope of them being fun to hang out with.  Those might not be the best examples now that I think about it, but like I said, it’s a word with many interpretations.  Either way, this listicle is filled with interpretations of commitment from many different angles and I, for one, am glad humans are so…so strange.  1. Committed to all the wrong ideas.  2. Committed so hard he wore camo pants to an arcade.  3. Commitment to a joke and clean, fun humor.  4. Commitment to the shot and holding a beer with the free hand.

We’ve all had some insane nights where the booze flows like water and we think we look super cool—until we see the pictures of ourselves the next day. No matter what you got up to this weekend, get ready to see the faces of some celebrities that definitely aren’t for the red carpet. If you party like a rock star, it doesn’t stop you from committing a party fail. Check out these 16 hilarious celeb party fail faces! 1. Rihanna This diva definitely knows how to get the party started, but she definitely looks completely finished in this photo.  2. David Hasselhoff No one hassles the Hoff, but this party animal looks like he’s been burning the candle at both ends all night long.  3. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay isn’t going to let something like being on house arrest keep her from showing the world she knows how to party. Even her face says she’s super impressed with herself! 4. Charlie Sheen No one knows how to party quite like Charlie, and his face says he’s having the time of his life!

If knowledge is power, then I am Jon Snow and I’ve just been stabbed to death…in the snow…and I know nothing…and I also have no power because I’m dying in the snow. Okay, you get it.   Here are a bunch of things that you probably never knew, but after reading this you will. And then maybe you’ll come back to life next season or something. Cool! 1. Fire has no shadow But it makes shadows… 2. Chewing gum while cutting onions  Prevents you from bawling your eyes out while you make pasta  3. It’s not Fun-guy It’s Fun-jy. Which is way less fun.  4. The Tostitos logo is two people sharing chips and salsa Weird. I hate sharing my Tostitos.

Christmas is a time for family, friends, and, most of all, high expectations and big disappointments. The key to a merry Christmas is to keep your expectations as low as possible. Like, if you asked for an iPad, expect an  Etch A Sketch . Or if you plan on Christmas baking, brace yourself to be the top feature on Pinterest fails. Keeping this in mind, hopefully this list lives up to your expectations.  1. Baby’s first Christmas ornaments These are super easy to make as long as your baby is passed out. 2. You’ve gotta love cookie kits Try covering them in as much green icing as possible to mask the flavor of charcoal.  3. You’re going to be Martha Stewart  You will make cranberry cornbread stuffing and your bird will glisten more than the drool on everyone else’s chin. 4. Your turkey looks like Larry David At least the melted plastic kind of glistens.

People are the worst. We all know this. If you disagree with this statement, take a scroll through your social media platform of choice and count the number of times people use ‘bae’ (non-ironically), hashtag something as #SorryNotSorry, or post inspirational quotes. These things can range from mildly irritating to infuriating, but it sometimes seems like people purposely try to wreck all that could be good in your day. Like they are literally taking your day and wiping their butt with it. Check it out. 1. Just when you thought grocery shopping couldn’t get more hellish… This person comes along. 2. That mail man with a chip on his shoulder You’re trapped! 3. This lady who will make you miss your layover Just looking at this picture causes me immense frustration and anxiety. 4. That a-hole who puts the butter in the fridge at night And steals the only smidgen of joy that the morning has to offer.

Well, it’s Wednesday, but since we’re almost at Christmas, it’s pretty much been Friday all week. You know the feeling, where you’ve got to act all professional, but on the inside, your heart’s already Grinchified to 3 sizes too small because you’re stuck in a cubicle instead of being in your PJs, drinking all the eggnog, watching Home Alone 2 and cheering on the Sticky Bandits.  But let’s be real. You’ve probably forgotten about all the days of the week, because really it’s been pre-Christmas for about 7 weeks now. So just kick back and relax, because we got you covered. Just keep your head down, the old dude in the red suit will be here before you know it!  1. Props for this old boss who doesn’t care what the kids are bopping to nowadays Including when they use the flash 2. How many of us will point to Steve as our personal excuse system 3. This is why Santa has bouncers now 4. This goes one of two ways. Either you look right at them with a big stupid smile on your face, or no ey

Celeste Barber  is a comedian and actor, and she is hilarious. She has been using her Instagram to post these really incredible parody photos of the pictures celebrities post of themselves on their social media.  There are pictures of everyone from the Kardashians to Justin Bieber and then some. If you want a good laugh, then it’s worth checking out. You won’t regret it — you’ll seriously be laughing to the point of tears. 1. Kendall Jenner.  2. Gigi Hadid. 3. Beyonce. 4. Justin Bieber.

Don’t you just get the feeling you’re being watched sometimes? As someone who takes the bus constantly, I have no problem accepting that I’m a people watcher, and there’s no better place to find some of the worst people in the world than on public transit. There’s a reason everyone’s on their phone, and it’s to avoid eye contact with the man standing in the middle of the aisle yelling at his imaginary friend and telling anyone within range about the horrors of mind control. This is the real reason we use our headphones. To pretend we don’t hear it. But we know. We know. We live in a cringe-filled world, and no matter how bad you want to look away, you’ll find yourself peaking through your fingers at some of these very unique people.  I should get a car.  Warning: some graphic content 1. They said I could be anything I wanted to be  2. This woman’s seen some stuff in her life  3. This is what happens after years of buying shoes on sale  4. For the man who has everything 

Nothing is better when surfing the internet than seeing epic Photoshop fails from people that think they’re going to get away with horribly distorted pics. It’s almost tougher to decide whether these people really want to look like this or just thought it would be cool to TRY to convince everyone on the internet they do.  1. When You’re Trying To Make Your Booty Huge Backfires You think Photoshop is going to come to the rescue when it comes to giving you curves? Nope! Curves denied! Especially when your arms make you look like a human blob.  2. When Your Tinder Profile Pic Actually Keeps Your Virginity Intact  You think you looked totally ripped and the ladies will come flocking when you send them running for the hills.  3. Nothing Says Legit Like A Legit Ten Pack Because it’s normal for guys to have ads up to their chest, right ladies? Because a picture like this will definitely help you find the lady of your dreams until you take your shirt off.  4. My Milkshake Brings All The Bo

After a long week of punching numbers and filing things and whatever else it is that you do at your office job, it’s only fair that you pour yourself a stiff drink to take the edge off. Everybody deserves to take a load off once in a while, and now is your time, pal! You find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, open up a bottle of scotch and start sipping. Wait a minute — where is your shirt, and who are these people, and why do you smell like the carpet of a strip club? Why is your front door missing and what happened to your beard? Sometimes casual drinks can turn into a sloppy night, followed by a painful morning filled with mystery. We’ve all experienced the failures that come with being a little too tipsy, but these 15 people took things to the next level.  1. This guy who drank so much, he forgot how to drink. Better luck next time! 2. These two friends who really couldn’t figure out what to order after the bar. Or maybe they were slurring so hard that they couldn’t understand

What, as individual humans, binds us together as a collective humanity? Is it our ability to define ourselves? Is it abstract thought or our capacity to feel compassion towards others? Who cares? But some things we definitely have in common are the experiences captured by the images in this list. Do you relate? 1. The frustration Once it starts, if affects the whole roll. 2. That awkward moment “Hmm, I just have a couple other things to get, but I’ll be back!” 3. Every time you try and take the price tag off… All that remains is sticky residue and proof that you’re cheap. 4. When your freezer is too cold You leave it sitting out for a few minutes, and the edges look melty so you think it’s ready, but the middle is still a chunk of igneous rock.

Have you ever seen something in passing, whether it be in person or on the internet, and thought, “what the hell did I just see?”  They are everywhere if you look hard enough, though they do tend to come when you least expect it. Fortunately for us, these people were lucky enough to capture the moment something went from 0 to 100 real quick! 1. This doesn’t surprise me, WebMD…the original worst case scenario thinker.  2. There is something wrong about this and I can’t quite put my finger on it.  3. That’s one hell of a Tinder bio. 4. I was not aware those were even options! 

Have you ever posted something on the internet and immediately regretted it? Of course. From 50 Cent’s autistic comments or Drake Bell’s Jenner tweet, the internet is a place where everyone should think twice before posting, but no one does. So what happens when we throw Photoshop requests into the mix? With all the internet trolls out there, by now you’d think people would know better than to post images of themselves and ask the internet to do its thing. But god bless the souls who don’t, because they provide us with some of the most hilarious content that the web has to offer. And so we present you with the funniest Photoshop trolling wins!  1. Please make my forehead smaller There’s something Donald-esk about the finished product. 2. How to get the white spots off the mirror I hear Windex also works for removing pimples. 3. Family pictures are hard to get right Don’t you wish everyone could just smile the same beautiful way you do? 4. More manly? There’s nothing more manly than